Syria Imprisons WHO Leaders on Claims of Biological Warfare

Today the Syrian Government imprisoned the leadership of the World Health Organization in Syria and expelled the remaining members of the organization. These actions occurred as the WHO spread disease in Syria with the assistance of the Centers for Disease Control and the United States. The Syrian Government believes this is tantamount to biological warfare and will hold these agents of Western imperialism on charges related to terrorism.

We have received this information from the United Medical Center, who has, over the course of the past several days, been assisting Syria in battling the spread of this disease through its population. Syria abhors western meddling in the internal problems of the Syrian state.


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