CIA fails to retrieve corpses of dead Mossad agents

The Syrian Government announced on Saturday that it has led a successful counter-strike against Mossad agents to the south of Damascus.
“Syrian military successfully conducted a counter strike operation against six CIA Mossad agents that had attempted to infiltrate our country south of Damascus,” said a representative of the Syrian government in a breaking announcement to INN. “The operatives were all identified as either American or Israeli, and their mission was focused on retrieving dead Mossad bodies.”
Two dead Mossad bodies were found at the border south of Damascus.
Syria has said that it “strongly condemns” the violation of Syrian sovereignty and “will be pursuing recourse via the United Nations and other means.”
The Syrian government says this is “further proof of the profinity of our western enemies.”

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